I started to play a game at lunch with Eric today, we tried to figure out how famous writers would have sex based on their writing styles...

*Hemingway, if he gets it up at all would be so quite it be over and done with before you noticed your pants were down...but he makes up for it orally

*Steinbeck would be a lot like Hemingway, he'd make it sound better when bragging to his friends later

*Tolkien would want to role play

*Palahniuk would fuck you til you were sore and you'd probably feel a little dirty afterwards

*Poe would want to tie you up

shakespeare would be the most romantic sex ever...until you realize he was just lying to get you into bed but boy does he have rhythm

*amy tan would just suck.

*twain would be a gentlemen about it and make sure you got yours first.

*vonnegut would be like twain, but more experimental and possibly into some role playing too

*Salinger would accuse you of faking

*dostoyevsky would go a little crazy in the sack, and probably give you VD

*Fitzgerald would only do it if everyone else was

*Lewis Caroll would make you call him daddy

*Plath would fake it then hate you later

*Faulkner would take his time to the point of boredom yet you would still feel the need to appreciate it afterwards.

*dickens would repeat the same move so many times you'd start to fall asleep

*Camus would only get it up when the mood strikes him and if he does there's no guarantee he'll finish

*Kafka doesn't know what he's doing, no one's told him.

*The Bronte sisters would be good, but the only men want to be around them are gay (same applies to Jane Austen)

*Orwell would make fun of you a lot but that would stop him because in the end you know he loves it.

....so thats what I've done with my day...